PYRO DAD

Description

MAKE A MANLY CLERIC AND KILL ONLY BOSSES. RUN PAST EVERYTHING ELSE. GET AGAPE RING TO KEEP YOUR SOUL MEMORY LOW SO YOU CAN PUNISH CASULS BETTER.

Stats

Starting Class Cleric
Level 88+
Vigor 20
Endurance 20
Vitality 13
Attunement 20+
Strength 12
Dexterity 12
Adaptability 4
Intelligence 4
Faith 36+

Weapons

GET YOUR ZWEIHANDER AND MAKE IT BURN AND STEAL THE PYROMANCY FLAME FROM STUPID PIRATES.

Equipment

KILL THE BLUE SMELTER DEMON SO YOU WILL GET THE BEST MASK IN THE GAME. FARM THOSE DESERT SORCERESSES BECAUSE YOU WILL NEED THEIR SEXY SKIRT TO DISTRACT THOSE CASULS WHILE THEY ARE LYING ON THE GROUND.

THIRD DRAGON RING FOR EXTRA EVERYTHING
NORTHERN RITUAL BAND FOR EXTRA ENORMOUS FIREBALL CAST
CHLORANTHY RING FOR SUPER FAST STAMINA
AGAPE RING SO EVERYTHING WILL STAY LOW LEVEL

Spells

KILL THOSE CASUL NPCS SO NAVLAAN WILL GIVE YOU FORBIDDEN SUN. TAKE FLAME SWATHE, FLAME WEAPON OR GREAT FIREBALL. YOU CAN RAISE ATTUNEMENT IF YOU NEED MORE SLOTS. AT 43, YOU WILL GET ANOTHER HUGE FIREBALL CAST! IF YOU WANT MORE DAMAGE, RAISE FAITH UP TO 56.

Tips

MAKE THEM THINK YOU WANT TO KILL THEM WITH YOUR FIRE ZWEIHANDER LIKE ANY REAL PYRO DAD WOULD. WHEN THEY COME NEAR, SHOW THEM HOW BIG YOUR FIREBALL IS. SHOOT ANOTHER ONE TO MAKE SURE THEY ARE IMPRESSED. IF THEY DODGE, PUNISH THEM WITH YOUR FIRE ZWEIHANDER. USE WELCOME EMOTE.

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